{"product_id":"we-werent-here","title":"We Weren't Here","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"522\"\u003eKeep the secrets of the universe safe with this hilarious Bigfoot and Alien cork coaster featuring the phrase, \u003cstrong data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"280\"\u003e\"We Weren't Here, You Didn't See Shit.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Inspired by classic UFO lore, cryptid legends, and mysterious government cover-ups, this engraved design showcases Bigfoot and an alien standing together beneath a flying saucer while a lineup of secret agents stands ready to erase memories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eCrafted from natural cork, this coaster is both functional and entertaining. It helps protect tables and countertops from condensation, heat, and drink rings while adding a unique conversation piece to your home bar, office, man cave, game room, or cabin. Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, Bigfoot believers, conspiracy theorists, and fans of sci-fi humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003eWhether you're sipping coffee, whiskey, beer, or your favorite cocktail, this coaster delivers a fun blend of mystery, humor, and legendary creatures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoughly 4\" in size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BF Wear","offers":[{"title":"Round","offer_id":45800515174479,"sku":"LLE-CC-WEWERENT","price":2.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/7830\/5103\/files\/we-werent-here-5003676.png?v=1784639857","url":"https:\/\/www.wearbf.com\/products\/we-werent-here","provider":"BF Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}