We Weren't Here
We Weren't Here
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Keep the secrets of the universe safe with this hilarious Bigfoot and Alien cork coaster featuring the phrase, "We Weren't Here, You Didn't See Shit." Inspired by classic UFO lore, cryptid legends, and mysterious government cover-ups, this engraved design showcases Bigfoot and an alien standing together beneath a flying saucer while a lineup of secret agents stands ready to erase memories.
Crafted from natural cork, this coaster is both functional and entertaining. It helps protect tables and countertops from condensation, heat, and drink rings while adding a unique conversation piece to your home bar, office, man cave, game room, or cabin. Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, Bigfoot believers, conspiracy theorists, and fans of sci-fi humor.
Whether you're sipping coffee, whiskey, beer, or your favorite cocktail, this coaster delivers a fun blend of mystery, humor, and legendary creatures.
Roughly 4" in size.
Product Details
Features
- 4-inch round natural cork coaster
- Precision laser engraved design
- Permanent engraving that won't fade or peel
- Helps protect furniture from moisture, scratches, and heat
- Lightweight, durable, and reusable
- Ideal for coffee mugs, tumblers, pint glasses, wine glasses, and more
- Perfect for home, office, cabin, camper, or RV
- Handmade with care in the USA
Please Note
Because each coaster is made from natural cork, variations in color, grain, and texture are normal and make every coaster uniquely yours. Laser engraving may vary slightly due to the natural characteristics of the material.
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